Tuesday, May 30, 2006

X-Men 3, New X-Men and the boy Sebastian

Coming out of the movie theater on Sunday I felt fantastic. X-Men 3 had been everything I expected it to be and more, a total debacle and a completely successful popcorn movie. I had expected to find this movie as bad as Daredevil or as uninteresting as Fantastic Four, and initially I did. In fact I ranked it below Fantastic Four at first. Something has changed in my brain, some small idea has spread or something I dunno. What I mean is that I think X-Men 3 is the most entertaining comic book movie to come out since 2004. In fact it was more than entertaining, it was likeable.

Mike said that the movie shit on everything that the X-Men comics were and are. And I agree, it totally did. Which I guess makes it a good thing that this was a movie and not a comic book. You see, things that work in a comic book just plain don't work on screen. When someone goes to see an X-Men movie, they expect to be watching an action movie about sci-fi era superheroes. When someone picks up an X-Men comic book, they're lucky if they get one short fight scene. It's a soap opera. No one is going to pay $7 to watch 2 hours of pretty young people with superpowers having relationship problems, because that's just not what movies lend themselves to. So yes, this movie shit on the X-Men "mythos", and thats not a bad thing.

For example, one of the biggest complaints people have with the movie is that Scott Summers disappears, in the same bit of deus ex machina that brings Jean Grey back to life and makes her a potential villainess, very early in the film. We're not sure if he died or if the phoenix consumed him or what, and it's not really important. What was important was that the film get him out of the way. He was a dead character from the end of X2 anyway. The problem with Cyclops in the first two movies is that he did nothing and no one remembered him. If you ask someone what they remember about X-Men or X2, they'll probably say somehting about Wolverine or "that naked blue chick" or some of the more impressive special effects. Cyclops was a bit player in the movies to begin with and there was really nothing that could have been done to save his character. If you want an example of this, take a look at Storm. Her character in the first 2 movies was pretty much the same as Scott's. Marginialized and unimportant to the whole of the movie's story arcs (most of which involed Wolverine, Magneto and Mystique, or Jean Grey[which would seem to include Scott somehow, but oddly, it didn't really]) . In X-Men 3 Storm was given a much bigger role, her character was expanded and pushed on the audience, and what was the result? Nothing interesting. She did and said nothing that couldnt have been said by any other random characters they could have decided to use. I'm convinced that this is what would have happened to Scott had he been forced into the main plot of the movie.

The reason is that Cyclops just isn't a movie character. Not this type of movie anyway. His character is subtle and reserved and almost always completely uninteresting in small doses. Without the proper set-up he has nowhere to go really. For example, in Morrison's New X-Men, Cyclops can easily be recognized as the main character, the main thread that holds the team together and the character whose story arc allows for the biggest changes, and great things were done with him. But the changes don't happen overnight, it's a long process and takes over 3 years of stories for Cyclops to make a big final decision about himself. In a movie things like that just can't be done. Even more problems occur in the movie design when we realize that these X-Men movies are about Wolverine. He's the central (and to the casual audience, most interesting) character and has the obvious archetypal traits of the reluctant hero, which is something the audience can relate to. Cyclops is the boy scout, football star hero. There's no doubt in the audience, no intruige and no suspense. You give him the big problem to solve and he's going to do it (or try to do it). Wolverine has a little more edge and unknown-ness about him and it makes him more interesting to the audience.

To have kept Cyclops in the film would have confused the entire plot. His relationship with Jean and the triangle between him, Wolverine and Jean would have made the actual heros and villains plot very confusing. Consider an end scene featuring an out of control Phoenix, Wolverine AND Cyclops. Wolverine knows what he has to do to end the insanity and the craziness and he does it. Throw Cyclops into the mix and it becomes harder to say. Scott wouldnt be able to bring himself to kill Jean, and I don't know that he would have let Wolverine do it either. It would be very problematic. That's mostly all I have to say about that subject. No matter what Cyclops was or what he represented on the X-Men team, his character was going nowhere and he didn't have a job to do in this movie. I guess that that doesn't necessarily mean he had to die, but they would have had to write him out somehow regardless. The kids came for Wolverine.


The other main problem people seem to have with the movie is that so many of the main characters died or were de-powered. I don't think of this as a disadvantage necessarily. The movies were getting stale, and so were the characters. If they ever decide to make a 4th movie, they will at least have a new jumping off point, so they can do something kind of new. Having Magneto be a main big bad for 3 movies in a row was tiring, Rogue and her "oh god I hate my powers I wish I could touch people boo hoo" storyline had really run it's course, and the main team definitely needed a shakeup. When I think of the X-Men, I definitely think of a core group, but I also think of it as a kind of shifting team where new kids graduate from the school and join the team and older members go off to "find themselves" and have solo adventures in miniseries land. So a shakeup on the team should really be expected if the series gets to 4 movies. Professor X probably didn't have to die, but who knows maybe he didn't.

In general I think people were too harsh on the movie. It wasn't going to be Spider-Man 2, I don't really expect many superhero movies to be that, it's a hard thing to live up to. I went in expecting it to suck flat out and it suprised me. It was fun, mindless fun. You don't need to think about it very hard to find something to enjoy. Be it the scene where Wolverine is fighting Spike in the woods or just the chance to see Kitty Pryde and Iceman actually fucking do something in the movie. And the movie didn't take itself too seriously, which was nice.

Then again, I like Batman and Robin and Last Action Hero. And not in the sense of "it's so bad it's good oh man!" I genuinely find something to just like about those movies when I watch Them. It's nothing deep and it's certainly not a huge appreciation for the acting and plot, but its something in there. Sometimes you have to ignore all the bullshit comic contradictions and character choices and silly villains and enjoy a movie.


Morrison's New X-Men run is probably the best thing having to do with the X-Men that I've ever read or enjoyed. Some parts were kind of blah or maybe badly thought out, but for the most part it's just god damn solid comics that really back up Morrison's other work on other stuff. Fantomex is one of the most awesome characters ever in an X-Men book, simply because he's a walking parody of all those other "awesome" characters that have been in X-Men books in the past. And because the book is completely self-referential about itself.



this is probably all bullshit

Saturday, May 27, 2006

oh god



This comic book is unbelievably awesome.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

i am watching hogan knows best and it is unbelievable

It's pretty much the fakest reality show ever. Even faker than that Manhunt one that they proved was completely plotted and predetermined. It's unreal how bad news it is.

I am sick. It kind of sucks. My whole head feels like it's both squeezed and stretched at the same time and my nose refuses to stop running. I've gone through more tissues in the last 5 hours than I have in the last 5 months. And that INCLUDES tissue time.

52 is really good so far! The Red Inferno is an intruiging concept! Black Adam is a savage motherfucker! The history of the DCU stuff in the back is pretty cool. I want some issues about Animal Man though. He was on the "missing" list at the end of IC, and I don't want him to be dead. With Grant Morrison on the 52 commitee hopefully we'll get at least a few stories about him.

I got my free copy of Back Issue. It's a great magazine. I'd like to read more issues, but I'm not gonna pay $9 for a back issue or even $6 for a new issue. It had a great interview about Spider-Man's black costume and an awesome article about postmodern super-heros. Top notch production.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

yeah no yeah no yeah yeah yeah

So River's Edge is a pretty damn good movie. Crispin Glover is usually awesome in almost anything anyway so everyone should already be seeking out his movies. I want to see Rubin and Ed.

I was really into Batman as a kid. I guess I watched the show alot, until later on when I decided I didn't like it for some reason. Obviously it's an awesome show. Anyway, I had a shitload of Batman toys. I had the Batmobile. I had the Batwing. I had the fucking Batcave. And a huge amount of villains from the Toy Boz DC Superheros line. Yeah, not DC Super Powers. The Toy Biz ones were of a lower quality and had a more Batman focused cast of characters. I do remember distinctly having a Lex Luthor figure and thinking that it was Egghead from the 60s Batman series. I also had Bob the Goon, and had no idea who he was. Come on, I was 4. I wish I still had all of those toys. And all of the Robin Hood toys too.

I got an F in Basic Doc. Which was completely expected. But I got an A in Film History. So it sort of balances out to a C I guess. Not that it matters, but I guess if I do go back sometime in the future I'd like my GPA to not be horrid. Maybe I can get that class stricken from the record or something.

Apparently I'm going to a gathering of sorts on Friday. I don't honestly know how much of a gathering it's going to be, really, but it was implied that there would be more than 3 people there, so here's hoping.

I'm anticipating the first in a series of deaths in my family. I don't mean I expect someone to die, just that alot of people are getting close to the age when that kind of thing starts to happen. It kind of terrifies me, to think about death, whether it be the death of a person or death in general. It's just this terrible feeling that upon death a person ceases to exist. I don't mean on earth, I mean completely. I don't have faith in an afterlife, and the idea that someday I might not be able to think, I might not exist, just makes me feel horrible. It's a kind of sobering thought, that the earth and the universe will exist without me and it won't matter whatsoever. That I really don't matter in any grand scheme of things. It makes me really wish that I did believe in an afterlife, that I could have faith in something.

Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead, ok? She'll be really upset and won't let us do things like bet on who gets a job based on the flipping of a Mama Celeste pizza box. And she certainly won't let us say "shit" over and over again, to the horror of my 6th grade teacher. The little sister from that movie is pretty hot now. She also played Harley's sister on that one episode of Boy Meets World. Also, Pinsky/Joey the Rat is in that band Rilo Kiley.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

I'm so happy, oh so happy. Then again, I'm always sad.

There's something to be said for being linked to pictures of people and asked your opinion. That something is this:

It's not very enjoyable. Especially in cases where your opinion differs drastically from the person showing you the pictures.

Sometimes I'm just sitting around reading comics or watching tv or something and I start thinking about death. And it usually freaks me out a bunch. These are all Inopportune Times to Think About Death. It usually ends with me thinking "Well, I don't have to deal with it now, so fuck it." Which is an ok philosophy I guess. I guess it's also not.

Finished Essential Marvel Two-In-One. Good stuff. That's all I'll say about it.

I'm really jealous of comicbook creators who can just sit down and make a comic. And comic creators who can come up with a story and sit down and plot it out and then create dialogue. And comic creators who can create their own disctinctive style and stick with it. I don't think I'm very talented when it comes to those things, and it bothers me.

I'm gonna start taking other people's advice.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

sneaker souls, they will remember stephan's name

So I got a pretty big stack of Free Comic Book Day stuff from Mike and read through it. Here are my reviews.

Funny Book: Oh man, funny book is cool. Fantagraphics is a great company and I really should buy way more of their stuff. Especially awesome was the stuff by Michael Kupperman. People always recommend Tales Designed to Thrizzle on every website and message board on the web and I never listened, mainly because of the title and because everyone was shoving it down my throat. But this stuff is fantastic, truly fantastic. I really am disappointed that I dismissed it so much. I kinda doubt that I would have been able to buy it from the comic shop I go to anyway. The stuff by Mark Martin was pretty funny, and Johnny R. was fantastic as always. I need more fantagraphics books!

Bongo Comics Free-For-All: You know, I'm not going to lie, I enjoyed this. The Comic Book Guy story was just silly and fun and had some decent one-liners about comics. The one page Radioactive Man story was fucking dumb, and so was the "Inside the Bongo Offices" thing. Pie Man was just out and out ridiculous but I could enjoy it for what it was. Finally, my favorite story, Nuclear Power Man and Iron Foot. Truly unreal to read and alot of fun. I mean, none of the stuff in here is going to set the world on fire and make anyone who didn't already LIKE Simpsons comics go out and buy them, but for what it was it was entertaining enough. Mostly, I liked the way the book was printed. Bright, vibrant colors on a kind of paper that isn't used enough in comics these days.

X-Men/Runaways: I don't think Marvel could have picked a better book to use for Free Comic Book Day. It was the kind of thing that tied into not only the popular X-Characters, but also the kid-friendly runaways in an original story that was enjoyable and made you wonder what the backstory was on the characters. Well, the backstory on the Runaways at least. The Franklin Richards story was both fluff and a total rip at the kids of today who just don't like to read. I kind of liked it. The Ultimate Spider-Man stuff in the back was a waste of paper. No kid picking up this as their first Marvel Comic is going to read that and be intruiged about Ultimate Spider-Man enough to go read the books. They should have included a smaple USM story or something, considering Spider-Man is their most popular character and all. Looking through the book just now, I notice that there was also a Marvel Adventures Avengers 3 page promo story. I read through it when I read the book, and I didn't remember it now, less than an hour later. That should show how interesting it really was. Giant-Girl has a nice ass though.

Mr.Jean: This was from France or something. I dunno. It was alright. Not something I would probably buy, but for free it was ok. That's the most I can really say about it.

Free Scott Pilgrim: Man this was awesome. I knew Scott Pilgrim was a fun book that everyone was really into, but I wasn't sure why. Now I know. The videogame references and the fight scene and just everything leading up to it were great, and the characters were really likeable. If all the other Scott Pilgrim stuff is like this, but with a story and build up and everything, it's probably a fantastic book. The manga style really works here too, for an original english language comic.

The Preposterous Voyages of IronHide Tom: Oh man did I enjoy this. I really want to find more stuff by Joel Priddy. I kind of remembered Onion Boy from last year's Free Comic Book Day, but now that I've read this it all came back to me. Joel Priddy is great, and this stuff was all great. Just that standard story of a kind of pirate/adventurer guy who just constantly gets shipwrecked and squanders all his riches is classic. The jokes and everything just really worked well. High quality stuff here.

Soulsearchers and Company/Deadbeats: I didn't read Deadbeats for the record. A vampire soap opera style comic doesn't appeal to me very much, and christ did you see how many word balloons there were?! It would take me forever to get through that, because it really doesn't appeal to me one but. Soulsearches on the other hand has much more appeal. This story worked well to introduce the characters and also showed off the writing style of the book. The concept really appeals to me and hey, who doesn't like Peter David's writing? I would like to start off on more of the ground floor if I were to read this book, but it is appealing.

Impact University: I don't know why Mike picked this up. The Peter David writing stuff in the back is kind of interesting, but really it's just a how-to book.

That's all! Really strongest recommendations for Scott Pilgrim, alot of the Fantagraphics stuff and certainly for IronHide Tom (well this was really the only IronHide Tom story thats ever been written, but it was good!). I also really kind of want to read Runaways now!



Enough about comics for now. I went to the flea market today, among other places. It's really the same old flea market it's always been, and I love it. I got a bunch of old junky trading cards for like $2, including Saved By the Bell: The College Years. They were very worth it. I wish I would have been able to look through some 25 cent comic bins, but I guess that'll have to wait for the next comic-con or something. I also got some Magic cards, cause the flea market is the cheapest possible place to get them.

At the Mall afterwards, Mike picked up a double pack of King Kong vs Godzilla and the Escape of Kong on DVD. We came back to my house and watched Escape of Kong and it was everything I hoped. Not quite as good as Vs Godzilla (which is both the best King Kong movie, AND the best Godzilla movie ever made at the same time) but it was really fun. The King Kong suit was absolutely atrocious, which was great. We also put together an ultimate mix of road music, including no less than 3 S-Club 7 songs. Great!


Here's a classic to round it all out:

Thursday, May 04, 2006

They were trying to cause riots. For fun.


I for some stupid reason feel like reading as much 90s X-Men as I possibly can. I think at some point I want to just go and buy as much of the run from like mid 89 to 95 and read through them all. It's some kind of self-torture thing, I don't know. I know all those stories are just absolute trash, filled with Cable and Stryfe and Exodus and the Legacy virus and all that complete shit. I'm just curious, God help me.

I'd also like to read through the Walt Simonson run of Thor, which I've heard is unbelievably good. It's available in trades, but I've heard that the issues show up in cheap dollar bins at conventions alot. I dunno I'll have to look for them or something. I need to start reading older comics.

Thats all. I only felt like talking about comics.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

You're making me feel like I've never been born.

This is ridiculous. I can't make a single ounce of headway on my final exam because I just don't have the discipline necessary. At least not until I go into the final panic and do everything in a stream of consciousness.

Anyway, I have a strong desire to read Animal Man and The Filth again, to just look for the meanings and thematic elements in each issue. Especially in The Filth. Animal Man is kind of overt in its main themes and symbolism but The Filth is a little more obscure. Aside from that it's probaly one of the strangest things I've ever read.

Essential Marvel Two-in-One is unbelievably cool. It's just fun 70's Marvel stories. Yeah, it does kind of get a little worse once Steve Gerber leaves the book (what comic wouldn't though, honestly?), but it's still pretty fun stuff. If I can read an issue where Thing teams up with Luke Cage to take on "Braggadoom, the Mountain that Walks like a Man", then it's generally a good comic. The actual printing of the book is kind of annoying though. I guess after reading Showcase Presents Green Lantern and Superman, I expect a little more out of my 500 page black and white reprints. The paper quality on Two-in-One is pretty low, even compared to other Essentials that I own, and the ink is layed on very heavily. It doesnt take anything away from the artwork or the delicate lines or anything, it just smells really terrible. It smells like old newspapers that have been dipped in newspaper ink or something. It's hard to sit and read more than 2 or 3 issues in a sitting because of this. Other than those problems, it's pretty fun stuff. It's certainly no Animal Man or even Seaguy (how much is?), but its fun.

Everyone on Earth should listen to the following albums and enjoy them to their greatest ability:

  • Andrew Bird - and the Mysterious Production of Eggs
  • Islands - Return to the Sea
  • The Weather Machines - The Sound of Pseudoscience
  • Busdriver - Fear of a Black Tangent
Pretty much because I am listening to them all alot. And they are all wonderful.

So can anyone tell me why The Passion of Joan of Arc was a significant film? Cause I missed that day in class, and don't have a clue what the deal with it was.